Try again.
"GORDON FREEMAN"
That's much better. Your name (GORDON FREEMAN) evokes FOND MEMORIES of the FAMOUS ACTOR your PARENTS have assured you is SOMEHOW RELATED to you. (By the way, we have indeed ARBITRARILY switched to SECOND PERSON for STORYTELLING PURPOSES.) Your BEDROOM WALLS are covered in POSTERS from ESOTERIC MEDIA, including but not limited to VIDEO GAMES, INDEPENDENT FILMS and OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC CONCEPTS.